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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}

{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}

{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?","punchline":"Lil Caesars","id":164}

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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

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