{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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Michael James Cleary was an American lawyer, insurance executive, and Republican politician from Lafayette County, Wisconsin. He was the 9th Wisconsin Insurance Commissioner and served two terms in the Wisconsin State Assembly. Later he was president of the Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company. His name was often abbreviated as M. J. Cleary.
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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